There are a lot of lists out there, things to do to improve your sex life, how to attract a partner, how to make your woman want you more.
But we’re going to shake things up a little bit and provide you with a go to list of very effective habits to make sure you absolutely never get laid. By your woman or any other woman. Ever.
-Litter. Littering makes you an asshole. If you are walking out and about with a girl and you open a pack of cigarettes, throwing the cellophane on the ground is a guaranteed way to make sure she is pretty disgusted with you. Funny how the smoking is not the thing that will ensure you don’t get laid, it’s the littering.
-Check out other women often. And not just a passing observational gaze, really leer at them. Make sure your woman is in mid-sentence when you break eye contact to look at the other woman. Mention something about her body as well.
-Guard your phone like you were guarding Fort Knox. Make her think there is something to hide even when there isn’t. Say things like you deserve to have privacy, and make her feel like she’s paranoid as much as possible.
-If the two of you were seeing other people when you met, throw that in her face when there’s an argument. You’ll want to make her feel as guilty as possible all the time even if you have every reason to trust her. Making her feel like she was the only one who transgressed by cheating in the beginning is a great way to make her desire you less sexually.
-Go from climax to back to normal in .05 seconds. Nothing is less sexy than a guy who cums and either sprints to the shower or sprints to his clothes. Make it seem like you have somewhere very pressing to be while she is still shaking, there’s nothing hotter.
These are only a few, but for the man who wants 0 sex in his life, following the above tips will make it much easier.