Let’s face it – we all need some eye candy from time to time!
However, realistically, the other half doesn’t wanna see you checking out that fine waitress who spilled something down her shirt . . . Or the sexy lady sitting at the bus stop twiddling her hair . . . Or the cute flight attendant bending over to pick up the plastic spoon she just ‘accidently’ dropped . . . Or that badass secretary at work biting her lip on the phone . . . Or the . . .
You get the idea, right? Our women just don’t wanna see us doing that shit!
Jealousy can be a stinger!
Yes, being surrounded by hot chicks EVERYWHERE all day can be tough, especially if you’re caught off guard when taking your girl for dinner or driving her ass to the mall.
Life is rough when you let those sweet mommas just pass you by without daring to bat an eye.
Gotta refrain from thinkin’ “I just wanna tap that ass!”
But most girlfriends just insist on us keeping our heads down, eyes closed and hands to ourselves (sad world). Otherwise, they go out the door or in some dumb mood for about a week.
A lot is expected of us guys, and even if we worship the goddamn ground our ladies walk on – we are still just men, for Christ’s sake!
At the end of the day:
We’ve all got fantasies, and we’ve all got
By taking your wifey down the strip joint, you are taking your relationship to a whole new level.
Sounds dumb – but you know something? There is some magic loophole in this whole system and something about this, which in fact, females find to be OK!
Maybe it is the fact they can simultaneously monitor the situation while participating in being a dirty-ass-mother for a night? Maybe some women just enjoy watching guys squirm? Hold on . . .
EVERY girl enjoys having the control.
I mean, these ladies are paid to tease the hell out of you, right? Wind you up; make you hard as hell and then BAM! Nothing!
It kind of makes sense though doesn’t it? Take your girlfriend to the strip club, make it rain and shit, get all horny and then . . . Go home and pound like rabbits.
Guaranteed to enhance your sex-life in a way you didn’t think possible:
“My wife also told me that the parts of the dance that had turned her on most were the moves and moments that she knew, as my wife, were most turning me on. She said she got turned on most vicariously through me.”
Think about it! Who actually wants to be the sad, lonely ugly guy in the corner?
And you hell as going down there with the lads to then come out later and satisfy yourselves by swapping handshakes (if you get my drift?)
Seriously, what is sexier than getting wasted surrounded by titties and then going home with the real thing? And the missus may have even learnt a thing or two from watching those hotties, too!
If I were you, I would persuade your girl, to a date that is a little out-of-the-ordinary.
The results are kinky!
- Stick her in a room of semi-naked women of who are all different shapes and sizes, twerking and acting naughty.
- Make your woman feel like she is the hottest girl in there and tell her how excited it makes you feel knowing that it’s her that you get to take home.
- Watch how the tables turn! Next time it will be her suggestion, not yours!
No Joke – a couple’s lap dance is the road leading towards a threesome.