Cheaper, easier to park, sexier to drive (the lady has gotta hold onto you dude, doesn’t get much sexier than that!)
Ain’t nothing more intimidating than a guy who rides a monster that roars. No-one is gonna fuck with a motor head.
Likewise, ain’t nothing more appealing to a woman than a guy in leather and hey? We sure as hell ain’t saying no to a woman (or woman’s ass) in leather. Who doesn’t wanna see those bitches in that gear riding a giant vibration machine?
And the best part? When they do they are clinging onto you, arms around your waist and head on your shoulders style with the squishy feeling of her titties pressed against your back. YOW!. Check out her fine locks blowing in the wind, by taking a glance in the wing mirror. Mmm – mmm.
What woman needs a dildo when you got a Harley?
(Yes – this is indeed a dildo with stuff stuck to it, looking pretty pissed. How appropriate.)
Where were we? Oh, yes. Harley Davidson.
The ultimate motorbike if you want to cruise and pull up on something that is bound to make all heads turn. (And pick up the ruthless chicks, of course.) And create a stir when you are ready for takeoff too. What a way to throttle the annoying nosey neighbors, aye?
Doesn’t matter what style you buy when you purchase a Harley. They are all equally fucking cool. The great thing is, there are so many to choose from – so you can get the perfect one for you! Because you are gonna need something that suits you.
By name and by nature.
Nice, right? Chunky and wide (just like your dick – wink.) The woman climbing on the back of this thang is gonna need to know how to spread those legs. Truly Batman style.
Everyone likes a chopper. Raise your arms for these rudeboy motors.
This is more for the lads. Make your pals jealous because there is not one person who has never dreamed of riding one of these motherfuckers.
But if want something with more extreme handlebars then check out the:
What it says on the tin.
No questioning, this takes biking to another dimension. Just look at the state on that beauty. A fine design that speaks volumes and speed. You could put your suit and shades on then go drive around pretending to be Arnie, all day long.
BOOYAH! You know that shit is worth it.
Terminator style. Just goes to show, you do not need a beard to look dapper driving one of these