After viewing this piece of shit on my newsfeed today, I have decided to have a little rant about people literally begging it with their lousy creations.
What is the world coming to? A fucking carrot sharpener? GET A GRIP.
If you think this is cool, get off this page IMMEDIATELY.
OK, I sound a little aggressive today, but wouldn’t you if you just realized that society has lost its goddamned mind by claiming bullshit inventions like this as a way to gain money?
Have you not been working hard all day too, to then come home, wind down, read online news and see that someone couldn’t think of anything better to do with their life than sit at home all day playing with carrots as opposed to at least fondling with their dicks, like real men?
Sorry for not being sorry about my criticism – someone should have a word with these people.
Yeah, that is a potty. Yes, that is an iPad. And yes, merged together that = the iPotty.
If this isn’t brainwashing our kids to the next level, then I do not know what is. Can these idiots not at least invent an adult sized crapper like this with a newspaper attachment before they go ahead and teach our kids that it is, in fact, OK to sit around all day doing jack shit? (Quite literally.) Sure, they are quiet, clean and entertained – but this ballocks is just simply NOT NORMAL.
And the show goes on! (Honestly, I could have a freaking field day ranting about these things.)
A TV hat: JUST WOW.
Well done love. All you need to do now is draw a couple of eyes on there, and you could create a multi-functional horse disguise . . . Because every fucker needs one of those? Uh huh.
Can this bitch even see where she is going?
“What is that?” You say. Why fellow, that is an AIRCONDITIONED FUCKING SHOE. Yes. Give this bastard a pat on the back for keeping our footsies fresh. Jesus. If my eyes roll anymore, I swear they may just fall outta my head and down the freakin’ subway.
And I am about to end it right after THIS utterly pointless waste of yet MORE MANMADE CHEMICALS, (before I lose the will to live.)
Here we have a device that takes away physical ability to the extreme. A pussyfied piece of junk that only the weak and pathetic will ever need to utilize.
DA-Daaaaa! It’s a… um… a thing to help pour your goddamned juice.
Well, I guess if you got money to burn then why not have a house full of undignified shitcrap like each of these?
Just don’t wonder if your friends come over and do nuttin’ but rip the absolute piss. YOU ASKED FOR IT.