The concept is simple and perfect. There are so many options – despite what this gold digging dipstick may say:
Is she even serious? Yep, you betchya! This friend is America. See the full video:
Be warned, Netflix can lead to impregnation. (Apparently)
Here we go!
Whether you have a wife, girlfriend or date, the idea is to go home and have your space to be intimate.
These days, the movies are so overrated and expensive. Not to mention crowded.
Like, how are you going to actually get some, while there are cameras spying on you and shit?
The popcorn guy keeps coming over with his flashlight; the stupid kids are dicking around . . .
You feelin’ me?
How are you supposed to keep in the mood and do what it is that y’all go to do when you ‘see’ a movie -when this bullshit is distractin’ the action?
Hello! Netflix is here to save the motherfuckin’ day!
Listen, if you don’t know GET TO friggin’ KNOW – because this is the future.
“You wanna go over to my place to Netflix and chill and shit?”
Sounds so innocent! What girl is gonna say no?
So you get back to the pad, and you bought yourselves some snacks. Crack open a bottle of liquor, light your candles, and sofa ready (so romantic):
WAM-BAM thank you, mam. You are in.
NOTICE: There are some bullshit movies and TV shows that are a no go and will cause the ultimate flop should you go there. Takes strategy and skill.
You gotta build that shit up beforehand to find something that both y’all can agree on otherwise she is gonna have you watching Desperate Housewives or some shit for an hour. Then we ain’t getting jiggy AT ALL.
So, Netflix requires your preference and kindly pops what it thinks to the top. While you are at home alone, get some action on things like Better Call Sol and Waking Dead.
Next, make sure she ain’t getting the remote and flicking through the options. Women, as a rule, are usually indecisive. You could be here all night. Smooth talk her ass and distract her,
SUGGESTION: tell her that her hair is pretty, put it behind her ear and press play while both of y’all ain’t lookin’. (Slick.)
“Oops, my bad. But hey, have you seen this yet? It is pretty awesome.”
Well done – give yourself a pat on the back. You just mastered the art. (You have already seen this show, so you don’t care about it being on in the background. AND it ain’t her thing, so she doesn’t mind being distracted.)
Continue the smooth talk and see where you end up.
ADDITIONAL NOTE: Always carry a rubber when performing Netflix and chill (just in case.)
The perfect scene for maxin’ and relaxin’. Enjoy.