Now let us just get some shit cleared up right here before we begin:
Shanking dudes is NOT cool and is NOT where we are heading with this here script. You can call it self-defense or whatever the fuck you like but stabbing someone cannot be called anything but a dumbass fucker with a knife.
These are not for the fainthearted and are not just convenient for guys of trade – they are a must have item for all human beings with a house, car, love of outdoors, etc.
The kickass mini transformers can fold out into all kinds of shit from a knife to a screwdriver, a pair of pliers and all sorts. Invest because there are all kinds of everyday situations that they can become of assistance.
Here we are going to discuss the genuine usefulness of having a pocketknife for actual useful things like:
When you is out and having a picnic with your girl and you wanna look fly and cut her a slice of pie.
When you are tying something to the roof of your car with a rope and your friend is halfway up the drive to the house to get a lousy pair of scissors, but you whip out your bad boy and make him look like a tit.
When you got that bit of annoying string hangin off your favorite shirt, or you just bought a new one and wanna save your teeth from biting off the label.
When you get lost in the woods on a drunken stroll home and decide to Bear Grills it for the night and need to make a makeshift spear to fend off any cannibals.
When you receive a package from China and the sender has gone to extra care to make sure that no one is getting into the bastard – including that of yourself – and you need to cut through thick layers of parcel tape just to get to the center contents to find . . . more layers of bubble wrap masked in brown tape that also needs to be cut through until half an hour later you have broken a sweat just to unveil one DVD of Manga porn of chicks playing with ping pong balls and eels.
When you need to sharpen a pencil but you do not have a pencil sharpener shit it is like “Oh wait, my penknife!” Yes – very handy.
When you are bored, and you just want something to play with, so you find yourself just finding stuff to cut or carve like a twig or wooden table.
There you have it. And we bet you can find more reasons to use this awesome piece of equipment that makes Edward Scissorhands wish his maker thought things out a little better.