Coffee is one of them.
So we all know coffee had been around for centuries and is it actually getting better with time? Is it balls. Can you modernize coffee? NO.
It is a plant for crying out loud! How are you going to improve nature by boshing it with machines and junk? You are not. No arguments. Nature should be treated like a woman, with tender loving care.
You seriously do not need a coffee machine to impress the ladies or your taste buds. The secret to coffee is to keep it fresh and stick to what is classic. Keep up the good work that has been around for centuries! No need for fancy appliances!
Introducing the percolator!
If you wanna see a girl’s face light up – it will be when you offer her a decent cuppa to shake off the night before.
When she sees you at the pot and hears it bubbling, she is bound to fall head over heels. The smell of pure coffee in the air . . . Your dirty little sleep over will be more than impressed. A coffee like that is going to practically make her orgasm (hopefully yet again.)
If you play your cards right, she may even be up for round two before she leaves, all wired up on that shit.
A morning wake-up drink that will keep her coming back for more, even if you were a lousy lay. (At least she will tell her friends that you had some sort of skill.)
The truth is chicks dig it when a guy ‘goes all out’. And hey, we are men, right? So, it doesn’t take much (jokes)
This shizzle is gonna dazzle any chica who expects nothing more from us than to flick a switch and let a machine do the rest. Watch her little ears perk up when you invite her for your fine ass fresh brand, brother. Trust me. He will be looking at you like you were the guy form the Diet Coke ad.
No excuses, this shit is not rocket science.
Listen. These things are easy to use and cheap to buy. You will thank me for this advice when you taste the heavenly difference between brewing and destroying. Like a beer.
Simply add a nice heaped teaspoon from a bag of fresh ground coffee, water, screw together and put on the stove. Takes around seven minutes and boy oh boy, it is worth the wait. You will understand when the flavor takes you to an authentic trip of alertness that you didn’t think possible, until now.