Everybody loves a good mugshot. Scanning cop sites for mugshots is a lot like going to Walmart. You can see the roughest of the roughest, but every once in a while you see someone you’d actually like to know, someone who looks pretty damn normal. But are they really?
Prison bae is the latest viral sensation when it comes to mugshots since “Hot Felon” Jeremy Meeks and “Hot Mugshot Guy” Sean Kory. She’s hot. Her mugshot looks like it was set up in a studio, and rather than crying that she got caught or glaring at the camera, she’s got this serene, I just watered the flowers or got out of cosmetology school look. A soft smile, endearing brown eyes, and really nice, sleek long hair.
But remember: you met her in a mugshot. All is not always as sweet as it seems. Here’s what supposedly went down: 24-year-old Prison Bae, born Sara Seawright, offered to pick up a male friend from an Arkansas Target store back in December 2012. What a sweetie, right? He didn’t even have to call a cab! Eh, not so much. As soon as the dude got inside, Sara robbed him at gunpoint and pistol-whipped him. The result was a pretty long rap sheet of aggravated robbery, first-degree battery, kidnapping, hindering apprehension, and tampering with evidence. Her mugshot from then was a little different: she looked like a cute little girl in a high school yearbook photo.
Her latest mugshot is a lot hotter because she had more time to make herself look good. It was thanks to failure to show up to court on a recent reckless-driving charge resulting in a $365 fine. But oh well! She’s hot!
That charge propelled her to internet stardom, and she’s changed her Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram accounts to have her new nickname on full display. For booking inquiries, you know, if you wanna stare at her face or study criminology together, contact yblmg5 at gmail.com.
Prison Bae would be stupid not to take advantage of her new internet presence, while it lasts, but chances are people will be distracted by puppy and kitten videos soon enough to forget about her. That is, until another hottie ends up behind bars.