Learn To Dance-
Chicks simply dig that shit.
I mean, just look at how loose women get when they see John Travolta busting moves in Pulp Fiction and how your wife practically creams every time that scene plays out with Patrick Swayze flipping that bitch around faster than the spinning wheels of a bad boy Mustang.
It may seem like a bit of a gay idea to begin with, but seriously – this is the least homosexual thing that a guy can do . . . Bitches be cray if you know how to sway – trust me.
If you wanna bang the hot Latina ladies, then this is your 100% guarantee. (Be gay not to, right?)
This may appear tricky, but 1,2,3 – if you cannot get this, then mate, your head needs checking! Like anything else it does require practice, but once you got the gist it’s easy! BAM some arm moves in there, maybe bite down on a rose? Hispanic beauties are gonna be all over you like flies round shit. And this routine is so tight it is the ultimate intimate one-on-one outside the bedroom.
– Time to impress the mature ladies – women with class.
The trick here is to avoid a ruckus with the husband on the way out! But hey, this dance alternative gives you an excuse to throw on that Armani Suit that has been sat there for a decade and make Prince Charles look like a dick. Slow, smooth and slick.
– Flexibility. BOOYAH!
Name someone who doesn’t wanna invite a bendy back for a Netflix and chill? Didn’t think so! Putting their legs behind their heads ‘n’ shit!
These fitties have style, strength with a very healthy balance – including that of the bank! If Billy Elliot can do it then so can you . . .
– Rude girls with attitude and irresistible booties.
If you wanna keep appearances with The Boys, then this is probably the best option. On top of that, fellas – this is TWERK CENTRAL. You heard me! Popping titties and windin’ and grindin’ – some of the wildest galdem in town attend these classes, think Beyonce or J.Lo.
No matter what style you pick, the bottom line is you are gonna find yourself ‘nuff girls with bodies and moves to die for AND who have the respect of a man who tries.
And . . . TO TOP THAT!
After giving it a month to play out, there is no doubt you will be diggin’ that shit as a result. The bigger plus-side? Check yo’self in the mirror and be amazed by just how buff you became so darn quick! BINGO!!! Like dude, seriously? This shit would normally take a year’s worth of protein shakes and thousands of ball aching repetitive bench presses!
If someone would have told you sooner that shacking out and lifting girls instead of weights happen to be this effective, pretty sure you would have been at this a long fucking time ago! Damn!
Still need some convincing about dance not being camp?
Take a look at this point of view:
“. . .ballet is probably the most manly when it comes to repertory. . .”