Every guy has got to own a hat. Simple. Doesn’t matter what shape or style – it is true!
From beanies, flat caps, baseball hats, trilbies, and cowboy.
Doesn’t matter where you are from or who the hell you are. This is a fact.
To be fair, this guy would simply just be a douche without a hat if he weren’t sporting this total gangster lid.
We could spend all day looking at pictures of absolute bellends in caps . . .
Yes, that last one is Donald Trump (the ultimate twat in a hat). But let’s not do that.
Time to get serious . . .
A hat is a way to stand out and represent your personality. (It’s like wearing your brain on the outside of your nugget.)
There are so many different ranges, colors, labels, styles to choose! It can get pretty confusing and/or obsessive . . .
So where to start? (And finish.)
Whether you wanna support a team, your favorite superhero or simply just wish to keep looking young and fresh – the makers of these head-extenuators sure as anything know what they are doing and are without a doubt the way to go.
There is literally a flava to suit anyone: NO EXCUSES. And if you really want to get creative, here you go:
“YOU CAN’T BUY ORIGINALITY.
YOU HAVE TO CREATE IT.”
You heard the experts. No need to say more here.
Just one last thing:
Do us guys (and yourself) a favor.
Remember: The cost of wearing a hat can be pricey (and not just talking about taking a chunk out of your wallet).
A word of warning: Hat wearing is a serious matter, be cautious to avoid mishaps.
Now, this may be painful to look at – especially after you were just laughing out loud at some woman trying to Parallel Park outside TK Maxx. But there are guys out there who it seems actually go out of their way to make us all look like utter dicks. These people should be exterminated from the human race.
For the justice and dignity of all men on earth, please take some time to consider getting this hat thing right, because when you don’t, the results are beyond terrible.
#HATFAIL1 = HAT HAIR.
This bawler just took this shit to a whole new dimension brother! Day-am! Yup, you got that right – that is the man’s fro.
And then there is this guy:
#HATFAIL2 = WTF Dude?
But worst of all this:
#HATFAIL3 = Just Don’t.
For the love of God, do not end up like this guy right here.