There are several reasons absolutely everyone should have an iPhone on standby, and it is not just so that you can answer the daily call from your Mom . . .
1. What if you were to see some sort of amazing image in your breakfast like this egg afraid of its own tits?
- You are walking down the street, and you see the latest Banksy or Wanksy artwork. That shit deserves a photo!
- On a night with the lads, you got lost after accidently taking some crazy roofy and ended up surrounded by angels but . . . You had NO photographic evidence ever to tell the tale. TUT!
- How would you live with yourself knowing that you climbed Mount Everest and some UFO landed right by your side- instead of “We come in Peace!” The little alien dude asks to take a selfie?
- When you are out doing some next level extreme sport and you, happen to pull off that record-breaking move, but you had no proof on film. Dammit!
- You are late for work again, but some dick just smashed into your headlight and then drove off like some big dog hit ‘n’ run. Sure you got the damage to tell the tale but what about that prick’s number plate?
- Bumping into Kim Kardashian in the sex shop and she says “Hey, let’s go back to your place and try out this butt plug.” So you hit the road, get super freaky and she wants you to film this shizzle as to send Snapchats to Kanye and make his ass flip . . .
- Man, you look good today, and you woke up like this! But oh dear, no camera. Ce la Vie, homeboy.
- Sat at the bar and all your friends are Twitter-ing or Tinder-ing like mad and you just sat there twiddling your thumbs like a loser?
- You see some dog doing back flips and shit on a skateboard in the park while you’re sat chilling with a beer – uh-oh, NO CAMERA. Whoops!
- Maybe you are one of those people that see faces in everything?
- Your pal got a little carried away and thought he could jump the bridge like a Jackass – you could have captured this moment of ultimate fail.
- Afternoon tea with grandma unexpectedly turns into fighting crime . . .
- A screen shot is needed to catch your mate texting the wrong person! Aawww sheeet!