We got all kinds of boobies to compare over here!
From natural and flatural to big and downright ridiculous.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the beauty of individuality when it comes to bragging those breasticles. Bitches and beaches, apples and peaches.
When a gal got fame and money, things can turn extremely interesting . . .
Implants or no implants – that is the question. Well, there are some that do and some that don’t, and that’s alright – either way – (as long as they get those baps out for us perverts who can only dream of spending the night in the tits of a woman like Kate Upton.)
Whether you are a legs, ass or breast man, is beside the point because NO MAN in his right mind is gonna say no to action with these knockers. Yep, that’s right; we could stare at this photograph all day!
But how about, we crack on and take a look at the variety of chebs that these juicy celebs kindly demonstrate for us?
Ultimate side-boob.
You do not get more side boob action than this. Micaela Shaefer just went ‘all out’ (well, almost) to show everyone just exactly what this concept is all about!
Tit-ering on the edge of a nip slip right here! Thank you for this Micaela, a round of applause for you. Men in Black – more like Men get Back!
Wangle & dangle.
Just the type of shit that doesn’t go on in Hollywood. Bitches got money, so they can fix these problems. There seems to be no such thing as sagging in this world! Seriously, try and find a celebrity who has bussoms down to their knees, bet you can’t.
Yikes! Put them away!
PHEW!
Since we just had a glimpse of something that only exists in our nightmares, we’d better have a look at something a little tastier.
And thank the lord we got pert and petit, Cameron Diaz to keep up appearances – especially after seeing the above fried bazookas in the movie There’s Something About Mary because despite almost being ironing board flat, you still definitely would . . .
This is the kind of chick you kiss your teeth at no matter what cup she holds.
Surgery.
Here, we have the celebs who are just indecisive, confused, insecure.
Whatever. You have the boobs that you just take one look at and think, God why – just why?
Alright, we said things can get interesting earlier, but what about when things get UGLY?
Aubry O’Day . . .
Poor love – what have they done to you – was this plastic sugeon drunk, blind or just downright stupid?
Pictures say a thousand words, but this image leaves you gobsmacked!
The member of Dumblonde is definitely living by the name if she thinks this is a turn on. Maybe there are no mirrors in her house?
Someone get this lady a drink, she is going to need it when she realizes.
Image sources:
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/happy-birthday-kate-upton
http://thegreatamericandisconnect.blogspot.mx/2012/05/micaela-shaefer-shows-serious-side-boob.html
https://www.pinterest.com/sergiopc1/cameron-diaz
http://www.buzzfeed.com/maitlandquitmeyer/b00b-n00bs
http://www.modernman.com/plastic-surgery-gone-wrong-the-worst-celebrity-boob-jobs/4/
http://masscops.com/threads/topless-woman-61-attacks-police-in-portland-with-large-meat-cleaver.88018/