Shower sex, pool sex, Jacuzzi sex, lake sex, ocean sex, oh my! The possibilities are endless, and all of them are really fucking hot. Water sex is a staple of porn and steamy sex scenes in movies, and for good reason. But if you’ve tried it and failed, you know how fucking disappointing sex in the water can be in the real world. It can be hard to stay lubricated, awkward, and just too difficult to keep going. Still, you wanna make it work. You just don’t have the necessary tips yet. Here are 7 tips for the best sex in the water you’ll ever have. Let’s get wet.
Do it on the edge.
Doing it straight up in the pool can be really hard, not to mention pretty nasty (think bacterial infections). Still, that doesn’t stop you from swimming all day, so why should it stop you from fucking all night? One way to make pool sex work is to do it on the edge. You stand in the water in the shallow end and she lies on the edge of the pool, feet up on your shoulders. This way you don’t have to worry as much about staying lubricated, either.
Do it on the stairs.
This is another tip for pool sex. Almost every single pool has a small set of stairs to get into the shallow end of the pool. Lean her back on these and get going. Get creative, though – there are plenty of positions you can make work if you have a set of stairs.
Don’t use a condom.
So this probably sounds like bad advice. Sorry, you guys. Condoms plus water (and chlorine) just don’t work. The chances of it popping off or breaking are really damn high. Using protection is totally great, though. If you need it, get wet, get out, and have sex. It’s the best of both worlds.
This is one of the biggest and most helpful tips. Use a silicone lube. One of the biggest issues with water sex is staying lubed up – her natural lubricant gets washed away right away, no matter how excited she is. Silicone lubes aren’t water-soluble, which means they stay on longer and last for some bad ass submerged sex.
Do it on a blanket.
If you’re at the beach, ocean sex is really damn hard and salt water isn’t exactly good for her vagina. Get wet, get on the beach, and do it on a blanket. Do it on a really big blanket. Because sand is real damn abrasive, especially when it gets down there.
Use it for foreplay.
If you can’t get the hang of straight up sex in the water, go for foreplay. A hot soak in the tub or skinny-dipping are foolproof.
Unless you’re doing it in the shower, you’re going to want to wash off in some clean water afterwards. Chances of developing infections down there are a lot higher when you have sex in the water.