Here are a bunch of celebs that you still definitely would! MILFs and GILFs – (that’s right I said that).
It doesn’t matter that they have already passed the halfway mark to a whole century of life on this planet – because hey, they are still hot. Hotter than most (for that age anyways!)
Thank God for money, plastic surgery, yoga, top of the range fitness instructors, drugs and whatever else these bitches manage to maintain a fuckable booty! Who cares if she is older than your mom or even your grandma, if she walked over to you in a bar and said: “Take me home NOW so I can show you my tight ass pussy!” You are lying if you tell me you would say “No.”
- Madonna – The Queen of provocative.
There is no denying at almost 60, and she still got it. Boy, does she know it! Popping moves and hanging out with all the most famous people of today. Who has not got respect for this woman and who in their right mind would say “No”? Just check out her latest vid ft Nicki Minaj: Bitch I’m Madonna.
- Sharon Stone – 58! No freaking way . . .
But these are just numbers, I mean come on! Just check out that body, attitude, and face! You go, girl! Basic Instinct – fo’ sho! Everyone remembers this scene when she flashed that gash . . .
- OH NO SHE DID-EHNT! Oh yes, she did! The most pause-able moment of movie history! If you don’t know – GET TO KNOW. Thank you, slow-mo!
- Michelle Pfieffer.
She may be 57, but honestly, who gives a rat’s ass? Or should we say cat’s ass . . . Remember her prancing around in spandex and licking the face of Michael Keaton in Batman Returns. There is something wrong with you if you say you wouldn’t want that pussy to whip you into shape.
- Oprah Winfrey.
May not be the sexiest diva alive, but this is OP-RAH and let’s face it; has the genes of a superhuman! Not only is she the wealthiest woman on earth, but she still generally glows like a genuine and beautiful woman of half her age. No-one would think she is 62 . . . unbelievable. Hats off to her!
- Kim Cattrall.
Put Sex into the City this dominatrix blows Sarah Jessica Parker out the picture. This utter minx may not be a porn star, but she is pretty close! Samantha Jones, the famous character, has had more orgasms on screen than can be cared to count! Kim makes anything look good, and she still rocks it even at age 59.
- Demi Moore.
We ‘hunger for’ this chick’s touch – no doubt about it! A deity! What magic potion did this lady drink? There is no way she is 53! Aston Kutcher sure hit the mark when he dated this age defying bombshell.
Nuff of that now, getting ourselves all worked up – time to cool off! Here are the men that show us guys how looking better with age is done as they have still got chicks grabbing at their crotches!
- Prince: 57
Cream – need we say more?
- Bruce Willis: 61
Previous wife (the above mentioned) Demi Moore and current arm candy Emma Heming. He sure as hell didn’t and ain’t doing bad!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger: 68!!!
God old Arnie! Gwahn lad!
- Robert De Niro: 72 (No freaking way!)
What an absolute LEG-END.
- Denzel Washington: 61
The guy is a hero! Man on Fire!
- Kevin Costner: Also 61
Heck if Dancing with Wolves is what did it for this guy, maybe we should all give it a try! (Just kiddin’)
- Dennis Quaid: Another sixty-oner
The Day after Tomorrow he is sure still gonna look good!
- Pierce Brosnan: 62
Swarve mother-fucker. Sure to Die Another Day. Standard.And of course:
- Richard Gere: 66
Gotta admit, the guy has got steeze. What Pretty Woman doesn’t wanna bang Richard Gere?